'Jobs'
Rather than trying to put something cogent together about this awful film, I'll just post my live Tweets from my viewing experience on Saturday evening. Enjoy them. Don't enjoy Jobs if you can avoid it.
I will now live tweet "Jobs". Feel like I'm going to regret this. I mean ... All of it
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Kutcher might look like Steve Jobs, but he still sounds like Kutcher.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Barf. It’s hagiography. Already.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
OOOOOO. HE’S STEVE JOBS. HE DOESN’T THINK IN YOUR BOX MAN.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
“What do you think it’s like in space?” Actual line from “JOBS"
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
OK. Seriously. Was there a fucking checklist this screenwriter just went down?
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
LSD. Check. Eastern philosophy. Check.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
“I just can’t work for other people.” #ActualLineFromJOBS
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
HE DOESN’T WEAR SHOES. THAT’S HOW FAR OUTSIDE THE BOX JOBS IS.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
I may just hate biopics …….
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
‘JOBS’ might have one of the most obvious soundtracks of all-time so far.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Now's a good time to dig up this terrific post from @Filmdrunk counting the # of times characters say “STEVE” in JOBS http://t.co/dSWgwq3Ttl
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Colton Rhodes makes an appearance. Apparently his “real” name is Ron Eldard. But this presupposes that Justified isn’t real
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
“Cool your jets, man” #ActualLineFromJOBS
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
“This is a business, Daniel! And I can’t help you if you can’t help yourself.” #ActualLineFromJOBS
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Kutcher is crying. #acting
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
OK, so Steve Jobs just told people his new product and they cheered. That’s how it worked?
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
FONTS! HE WANTS FONTS!
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
HOW BIG OF AN ASSHOLE IS JOBS? HE PARKS IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT! THAT BIG!
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Fulton Reed from The Mighty Ducks is in JOBS.
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
“You’re either with me or you’re against me.” #ActualLineFromJOBS
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
He went home and he’s crying. And he is going back to basics, guys. #JOBS
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Ashton Kutcher has mastered the Steve Jobs walk, guys. #acting
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013
Steven Paul Jobs. #fin
— Andrew E. Johnson (@AEJohnson_21) December 1, 2013